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The Wits End. Crafting the Digital Frontier

Welcome to our shop. From the shores of Corpus Christi to the depths of the digital darkroom, we create apparel and art for themakers, the thinkers, and the vintage enthusiasts. Browse our latest drops and discover design with a story.

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Grue Warning: Classic 8-Bit Text Adventure t-shirt
Grue Warning: Classic 8-Bit Text Adventure t-shirt
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Pixel Pulse: Pride Heart Large organic tote bag
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Bloody ICE Bold Text Graphic Tee
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Ice Stencil Gradient Bold Text Graphic Tee
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Fire Stencil Gradient Bold Text Graphic Tee
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The "TOS Error" Retro Computing Desk Mat
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Obama 2028 Dad hat
$20.00
WTF Were You Thinking America? Unisex t-shirt
WTF Were You Thinking America? Unisex t-shirt
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Borinquen (Puerto Rican protest) flag 7.5x4.5" Car magnets
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Vet Bod Unisex t-shirt
Vet Bod Unisex t-shirt
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FDT in Semaphore signal flags for dark Unisex t-shirt
FDT in Semaphore signal flags for dark Unisex t-shirt
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Foxtrot Delta Tango Embroidered Dad hat
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US Flag in Trans Colors Dad hat
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Infocom Nostalgia: Zork Text Adventure Mousepad
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Attack of the vegan zombies Unisex t-shirt
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A Wise Dad Once Said "I Don't Know, Go Ask...
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The Coast Guard: 230+ Years of Ruining Mother Nature’s Best-Laid Plans

The Coast Guard: 230+ Years of Ruining Mother Nature’s Best-Laid Plans

I’ve seen 'Natural Selection' try to work its magic in just about every corner of the globe. I was there as the 'Undo' button

The Anatomy of a Crash: Why the

The Anatomy of a Crash: Why the "Four Bombs" Still Matter

Long before we had modern kernel panic logs or detailed Windows dump files, we had the Bombs. Specifically, the "Illegal Instruction" icons that h...

Mirror, Mirror on the Car: The Impact of Vanity Plates with a Positive Twist

Mirror, Mirror on the Car: The Impact of Vanity Plates with a Positive Twist

In the quirky world of vanity license plates, sometimes the simplest messages can pack the biggest punch, and “Think More, Stupid Less” is a perfe...

15 Unique Culture Shirts for the Bold and Brave

15 Unique Culture Shirts for the Bold and Brave

Are you ready to make a statement with your style? Culture shirts not only showcase vibrant designs but also tell powerful stories about heritage a...

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