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Danger Not To Be Operated By Fuckwits 6x6 inch die-cut magnetic safety warning sign with matte finish

Danger: Not To Be Operated By Fuckwits – Die-Cut Magnet (6x6")

The Ultimate Safety Warning for Your Shop.

Some machines require specialized training. Others just require a basic level of common sense. For everything else, there’s this magnet.

Designed with the classic industrial "Danger" aesthetic, this 6x6" die-cut magnet is perfect for toolboxes, lathes, CNC machines, or that one breakroom microwave that nobody knows how to clean.

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The Wits End. Crafting the Digital Frontier

Welcome to our shop. From the shores of Corpus Christi to the depths of the digital darkroom, we create apparel and art for the makers, the thinkers, and the vintage enthusiasts. Browse our latest drops and discover design with a story.

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