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Finally, a shirt for the herbivore who isn't here to make friends with the flora. This isn't about peace, love, and kaleβitβs about accountability. Featuring a targeted succulent and a stern warning, this tee is designed for those who prefer their plant-based lifestyle served with a side of dry, dark wit.
Key Features
* The Design: A bold, minimalist layout featuring a potted cactus caught in the crosshairs of a sniperβs scope.
* The Punchline: "Not because I love animals, but because I hate plants. They know what they did."
* The Vibe: Perfect for vegans, vegetarians, and plant-killers who want to subvert the "gentle herbivore" stereotype.
* Quality Print: High-contrast black and red ink on a clean background for maximum visibility of the "threat."
Why You'll Love It
> "Most people think Iβm vegan for the planet. I just want the plants to pay for their crimes."
>
Whether you're at a BBQ, a local vegan festival, or just haunting your local nursery, this shirt is the ultimate icebreaker.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
β’ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
β’ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.Β² (142 g/mΒ²)
β’ Pre-shrunk fabric
β’ Side-seamed construction
β’ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
β’ Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Wits End and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1525 Sea Oak Dr
Corpus Christi TX US 78418 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| Β | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
| XS | 27 | 16 Β½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| Β | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
| Shipping | This item ships to |
| Delivery | Estimated between and . Will usually ship within 4 business days. |
Description
Finally, a shirt for the herbivore who isn't here to make friends with the flora. This isn't about peace, love, and kaleβitβs about accountability. Featuring a targeted succulent and a stern warning, this tee is designed for those who prefer their plant-based lifestyle served with a side of dry, dark wit.
Key Features
* The Design: A bold, minimalist layout featuring a potted cactus caught in the crosshairs of a sniperβs scope.
* The Punchline: "Not because I love animals, but because I hate plants. They know what they did."
* The Vibe: Perfect for vegans, vegetarians, and plant-killers who want to subvert the "gentle herbivore" stereotype.
* Quality Print: High-contrast black and red ink on a clean background for maximum visibility of the "threat."
Why You'll Love It
> "Most people think Iβm vegan for the planet. I just want the plants to pay for their crimes."
>
Whether you're at a BBQ, a local vegan festival, or just haunting your local nursery, this shirt is the ultimate icebreaker.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
β’ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
β’ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.Β² (142 g/mΒ²)
β’ Pre-shrunk fabric
β’ Side-seamed construction
β’ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
β’ Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Wits End and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1525 Sea Oak Dr
Corpus Christi TX US 78418 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| Β | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
| XS | 27 | 16 Β½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| Β | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
Shipping
| Shipping | This item ships to |
| Delivery | Estimated between and . Will usually ship within 4 business days. |
