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Nature has a plan for people who go offshore in a 12-foot jon boat with a cooler full of beer and zero life jackets. Since 1790, the U.S. Coast Guard has been the giant, salt-crusted "undo" button for those questionable life choices.
This hat is a tribute to the SAR life: the long hours, the questionable physics of the rescues, and the look on a boater's face when they realize they aren't actually "captain of their soul" when the swell hits six feet.
Why this hat belongs in your locker:
Pre-Salty Finish: We gave it a distressed brim and crown because looking "fresh out of the box" is for people who stay on the pier. It looks like it’s already survived a few seasons of humidity.
Unstructured for Reality: With a soft crown and low profile, it actually fits under a hood or stays on your head when the wind picks up. No stiff, awkward front panels here.
The "I’ve Seen Things" Vibe: Whether you’re a vet who spent 16 years pulling people out of the drink or just someone who appreciates the irony of maritime survival, this hat says everything so you don't have to.
A Note from the Captain of The Wits End:
Look, we’re a small shop in Corpus Christi, and we print this hat specifically for you when you order it. It takes a few days longer than the "big guys," but good things come to those who wait—much like a rescue swimmer dropping from a Jayhawk. Thanks for supporting a veteran-owned business and helping us reduce overproduction waste.
Estimated delivery to United States 6–8 days
Shipping starts at $4.49
Expand your headwear collection with this fashionable dad hat. With a slightly distressed brim and crown fabric, it’ll add just the right amount of edge to your look. For a quick and easy outfit pair it with slacks, your favorite jeans, and a sports tee.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Wits End and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1525 Sea Oak Dr
Corpus Christi TX US 78418 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 19-22 | 5 | 2 ⅝ | 7 ¾ |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
| One size | 48.3-55.9 | 12.7 | 6.6 | 19.7 |
| Shipping | This item ships to |
| Delivery | Estimated between and . Will usually ship within 4 business days. |
Description
Nature has a plan for people who go offshore in a 12-foot jon boat with a cooler full of beer and zero life jackets. Since 1790, the U.S. Coast Guard has been the giant, salt-crusted "undo" button for those questionable life choices.
This hat is a tribute to the SAR life: the long hours, the questionable physics of the rescues, and the look on a boater's face when they realize they aren't actually "captain of their soul" when the swell hits six feet.
Why this hat belongs in your locker:
Pre-Salty Finish: We gave it a distressed brim and crown because looking "fresh out of the box" is for people who stay on the pier. It looks like it’s already survived a few seasons of humidity.
Unstructured for Reality: With a soft crown and low profile, it actually fits under a hood or stays on your head when the wind picks up. No stiff, awkward front panels here.
The "I’ve Seen Things" Vibe: Whether you’re a vet who spent 16 years pulling people out of the drink or just someone who appreciates the irony of maritime survival, this hat says everything so you don't have to.
A Note from the Captain of The Wits End:
Look, we’re a small shop in Corpus Christi, and we print this hat specifically for you when you order it. It takes a few days longer than the "big guys," but good things come to those who wait—much like a rescue swimmer dropping from a Jayhawk. Thanks for supporting a veteran-owned business and helping us reduce overproduction waste.
Estimated delivery to United States 6–8 days
Shipping starts at $4.49
Expand your headwear collection with this fashionable dad hat. With a slightly distressed brim and crown fabric, it’ll add just the right amount of edge to your look. For a quick and easy outfit pair it with slacks, your favorite jeans, and a sports tee.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Wits End and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1525 Sea Oak Dr
Corpus Christi TX US 78418 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 19-22 | 5 | 2 ⅝ | 7 ¾ |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
| One size | 48.3-55.9 | 12.7 | 6.6 | 19.7 |
Shipping
| Shipping | This item ships to |
| Delivery | Estimated between and . Will usually ship within 4 business days. |
