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Finally, a tote bag for the herbivore who isn't here to make friends with the flora. This isn't about peace, love, and kaleβitβs about accountability. Featuring a targeted succulent and a stern warning, this tote is designed for those who prefer their plant-based lifestyle served with a side of dry, dark wit.
Key Features
* The Design: A bold, minimalist layout featuring a potted cactus caught in the crosshairs of a sniperβs scope.
* The Punchline: "Not because I love animals, but because I hate plants. They know what they did."
* The Vibe: Perfect for vegans, vegetarians, and plant-killers who want to subvert the "gentle herbivore" stereotype.
* Quality Print: High-contrast black and red ink on a clean background for maximum visibility of the "threat."
Why You'll Love It
> "Most people think Iβm vegan for the planet. I just want the plants to pay for their crimes."
>
Whether you're at a BBQ, a local vegan festival, or just haunting your local nursery, this shirt is the ultimate icebreaker.
Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. Thereβs more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.
β’ 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
β’ Fabric weight: 8 oz/ydΒ² (272 g/mΒ²)
β’ Dimensions: 16β³ Γ 14 Β½β³ Γ 5β³ (40.6 cm Γ 35.6 cm Γ 12.7 cm)
β’ Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
β’ 1β³ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5β³ (62.2 cm) length
β’ Open main compartment
β’ Blank product sourced from India
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Key Features
* The Design: A bold, minimalist layout featuring a potted cactus caught in the crosshairs of a sniperβs scope.
* The Punchline: "Not because I love animals, but because I hate plants. They know what they did."
* The Vibe: Perfect for vegans, vegetarians, and plant-killers who want to subvert the "gentle herbivore" stereotype.
* Quality Print: High-contrast black and red ink on a clean background for maximum visibility of the "threat."
Why You'll Love It
> "Most people think Iβm vegan for the planet. I just want the plants to pay for their crimes."
>
Whether you're at a BBQ, a local vegan festival, or just haunting your local nursery, this shirt is the ultimate icebreaker.
Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. Thereβs more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.
β’ 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
β’ Fabric weight: 8 oz/ydΒ² (272 g/mΒ²)
β’ Dimensions: 16β³ Γ 14 Β½β³ Γ 5β³ (40.6 cm Γ 35.6 cm Γ 12.7 cm)
β’ Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
β’ 1β³ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5β³ (62.2 cm) length
β’ Open main compartment
β’ Blank product sourced from India
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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| Delivery | Estimated between and . Will usually ship within 4 business days. |
Description
Finally, a tote bag for the herbivore who isn't here to make friends with the flora. This isn't about peace, love, and kaleβitβs about accountability. Featuring a targeted succulent and a stern warning, this tote is designed for those who prefer their plant-based lifestyle served with a side of dry, dark wit.
Key Features
* The Design: A bold, minimalist layout featuring a potted cactus caught in the crosshairs of a sniperβs scope.
* The Punchline: "Not because I love animals, but because I hate plants. They know what they did."
* The Vibe: Perfect for vegans, vegetarians, and plant-killers who want to subvert the "gentle herbivore" stereotype.
* Quality Print: High-contrast black and red ink on a clean background for maximum visibility of the "threat."
Why You'll Love It
> "Most people think Iβm vegan for the planet. I just want the plants to pay for their crimes."
>
Whether you're at a BBQ, a local vegan festival, or just haunting your local nursery, this shirt is the ultimate icebreaker.
Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. Thereβs more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.
β’ 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
β’ Fabric weight: 8 oz/ydΒ² (272 g/mΒ²)
β’ Dimensions: 16β³ Γ 14 Β½β³ Γ 5β³ (40.6 cm Γ 35.6 cm Γ 12.7 cm)
β’ Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
β’ 1β³ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5β³ (62.2 cm) length
β’ Open main compartment
β’ Blank product sourced from India
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Key Features
* The Design: A bold, minimalist layout featuring a potted cactus caught in the crosshairs of a sniperβs scope.
* The Punchline: "Not because I love animals, but because I hate plants. They know what they did."
* The Vibe: Perfect for vegans, vegetarians, and plant-killers who want to subvert the "gentle herbivore" stereotype.
* Quality Print: High-contrast black and red ink on a clean background for maximum visibility of the "threat."
Why You'll Love It
> "Most people think Iβm vegan for the planet. I just want the plants to pay for their crimes."
>
Whether you're at a BBQ, a local vegan festival, or just haunting your local nursery, this shirt is the ultimate icebreaker.
Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. Thereβs more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.
β’ 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
β’ Fabric weight: 8 oz/ydΒ² (272 g/mΒ²)
β’ Dimensions: 16β³ Γ 14 Β½β³ Γ 5β³ (40.6 cm Γ 35.6 cm Γ 12.7 cm)
β’ Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
β’ 1β³ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5β³ (62.2 cm) length
β’ Open main compartment
β’ Blank product sourced from India
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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| Delivery | Estimated between and . Will usually ship within 4 business days. |
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