FIGMO – I Don't Care, I'm Short Unisex t-shirt

For the Short-Timer Who’s Earned Every Ounce of Attitude

Celebrate the final countdown of your service with a shirt that speaks volumes in military lingo. The  FIGMO T-Shirt is a bold, dark-humor tribute to every service member who’s ever glanced at their ETS date and thought,  "Done with the drama" . Featuring the iconic acronym FIGMO (we all know what it means) paired with the defiant phrase “I Don’t Care, I’m Short,” this tee is a badge of honor for those sprinting toward the finish line of their military journey.

Why This Shirt Hits Different:
- Unapologetic Military Wit: Designed by vets, for vets. It’s the inside joke that only your squad will fully appreciate—no explanation needed.
- Premium Comfort: Crafted from breathable, durable cotton blend, built to survive PT sessions, barracks lounging, or post-service adventures.
- Classic Fit, Timeless Edge: A relaxed cut that’s as easy to wear as your favorite pair of boots. Perfect for casual Fridays, unit BBQs, or reunions.
- Conversation Starter: Whether you’re rocking it on base or at the VFW, this shirt shouts camaraderie and the kind of dark humor that only service life breeds.

For the Proudly “Short”:
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a declaration. A nod to the grind, the countdown apps, and the glorious moment when you finally stop caring about the extra duty. Wear it as a reminder of the resilience you’ve built, the bonds you’ve forged, and the freedom that’s just over the horizon.

Who It’s For:
- The ETS countdown king/queen.
- The veteran who still laughs at motorpool Mondays.
- Anyone who’s ever muttered “FIGMO” with a grin.

Grab Your FIGMO Tee—Because You’ve Earned the Right Not to Care.

*Note: Civilian translations not included. They wouldn’t get it anyway.*

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*Salute your service. Wear your pride. Stay unapologetically short.*

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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Corpus Christi TX US 78418 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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