Sometimes Evolution Sucks Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid
Sometimes Evolution Sucks Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid
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Witness the humor in the twists and turns of evolution with our "Sometimes Evolution Sucks" 32 oz Stainless Steel Double Walled Vacuum Insulated Bottle with foldable Straw Lid – a unique and eye-catching accessory for those who appreciate science and comedy alike.
This high-quality 32 oz water bottle is crafted from durable stainless steel, ensuring long-lasting performance. The bottle's design features an amusing illustration of the de-evolution process from the mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex to the humble chicken, poking fun at the unpredictable nature of evolution. Beneath the graphic, the statement "Sometimes, Evolution Sucks" adds a cheeky and irreverent touch.
The double-walled vacuum insulation keeps your favorite beverages refreshingly cold for hours, making this bottle perfect for staying hydrated throughout the day. The convenient foldable straw lid enables easy sipping and one-handed operation, ideal for on-the-go use.
Our "Sometimes Evolution Sucks" 32 oz Stainless Steel Double Walled Vacuum Insulated Bottle with Foldable Straw Lid is a must-have for science enthusiasts, dinosaur fans, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh. Let this whimsical bottle serve as a daily reminder of life's humorous side while keeping your drinks perfectly chilled and your sense of humor in full swing.
Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
This high-quality 32 oz water bottle is crafted from durable stainless steel, ensuring long-lasting performance. The bottle's design features an amusing illustration of the de-evolution process from the mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex to the humble chicken, poking fun at the unpredictable nature of evolution. Beneath the graphic, the statement "Sometimes, Evolution Sucks" adds a cheeky and irreverent touch.
The double-walled vacuum insulation keeps your favorite beverages refreshingly cold for hours, making this bottle perfect for staying hydrated throughout the day. The convenient foldable straw lid enables easy sipping and one-handed operation, ideal for on-the-go use.
Our "Sometimes Evolution Sucks" 32 oz Stainless Steel Double Walled Vacuum Insulated Bottle with Foldable Straw Lid is a must-have for science enthusiasts, dinosaur fans, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh. Let this whimsical bottle serve as a daily reminder of life's humorous side while keeping your drinks perfectly chilled and your sense of humor in full swing.
Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
32 oz | 3 ½ | 9 ⅞ | 10 ¾ | 3 ⅛ |
A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
32 oz | 9 | 25.2 | 27.2 | 7.8 |