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Unfortunate Texan Unisex t-shirt

Unfortunate Texan Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $16.50 USD
Regular price Sale price $16.50 USD
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Show off your witty side and spark engaging conversations with our humorous, politically-themed "Unfortunate Texan" T-Shirt, perfect for those who appreciate a bit of lighthearted political banter and want to add a touch of personality to their wardrobe.

This eye-catching tee displays the playful phrase "American by Birth, Texan by Unfortunate Happenstance" in a patriotic red, white, and blue color scheme, giving a tongue-in-cheek nod to the state of Texas and its unique place within the United States.

Made from high-quality, soft fabric, our "Unfortunate Texan" T-Shirt offers both comfort and style, making it the ideal choice for casual gatherings, social events, or simply wearing your sense of humor on your sleeve. Its bold design and humorous message are sure to grab attention and serve as an excellent conversation starter.

Embrace your inner political jokester and let your individuality shine with our "Unfortunate Texan" T-Shirt – a comical and clever piece that combines your appreciation for witty political humor with a patriotic color scheme, making it a must-have addition to your collection.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
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